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Hand Demotivational Poster


A GIRLFRIEND -




VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark...


TAGS: let me know if you think this is getting out of hand
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:33 am
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomkat - December 10, 2009, 11:23 am
Aww cripes! I wish I had never come across this motifake, now I can't stop laughing at it! EPIC WIN!
Zed - December 9, 2009, 3:03 am
Better than my last few, I've gotten 5 ro 8 5 lions at first, then a ten to twelve 1 lion votes (by persons who shall remain nameless)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:00 am
but mine took almost a month to get 200 votes
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 2:58 am
I never linked my hall of famer
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 12:06 am
No rules against it... but it's the only way to make the numbers that some of these do.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 12:03 am
.....oops
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 12:01 am
This poster was linked from 2 other sites.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 11:57 pm
Quite the accomplishment, indeed, Briton. Only one other has managed to do that before... and he admitted to whoring the poster.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:55 pm
Oh, but it does get taken off of top 5, that might explain it
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 11:54 pm
I wouldn't think so, Ive come across a few of MWLF's hall of famers while browsing.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:53 pm
Wait, once a poster goes to the HOF, does it disappear from the random posters that get portrayed on the site?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 11:52 pm
Meh, not really, especially with the top 5 constantly being shown now.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:50 pm
Weird how the voting works
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:49 pm
Strange, 200 votes in 12 days, but only 70 since.
Grim [email protected] - October 29, 2009, 6:59 am
AWESOME!
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 11:04 am
Cheers BoR!!!
Briton of Rose - October 21, 2009, 8:07 am
Into the Hall of Fame in just twelve days, with a score of 4.37 poodlions?!? That's got to be some kind of record! As for agdaniele's "LogicDude" poster: Your powers are weak, Old Man. XD J/K Aggy, you're good people. Now to find the next HoF contender!
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:14 pm
Damn. I'm voter 201.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 11:20 am
Congrats BoR. Very well done poster.
Fucktard - October 19, 2009, 11:02 am
It's at 199! All it needs is one more vote, and it'll be Hall-of-Fame bound!
Fucktard - October 13, 2009, 8:10 am
Damn! Less than a week, and it's already 3/4 of the way to being in the Hall of Fame! Let's keep this going! Please?!?
Zombie BBQ - October 12, 2009, 12:55 pm
OMG That is so freaking funny, good one!
DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 3:20 pm
Yeah Hercules you are.
HerculesDippedInJalapenoSauce - October 11, 2009, 3:05 pm
I really dont get it gosh im a moron hahaa
Dominosac - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
thats like one of the funniest ones i have seen on here 5/5
Guest091 - October 10, 2009, 11:17 am
The real reason why Luke screamed "NOOOOOOOO!" lol
amina - October 9, 2009, 10:14 am
you already know my views on this poster.
Preacher Man - October 9, 2009, 4:00 am
This is just plain wrong, sick, and perverted. Only a truly twisted mind would find this amusing. In other words, this is the funniest damn thing I've seen in months. 5 Lions. I'd give it 6 if I could.
Bort - October 8, 2009, 7:09 pm
Too bad they didn't have this on the Robot Chicken Star War episode. Would have fit right in. :-)
Bob D. Sailor - October 7, 2009, 8:30 pm
AHAHAHAHA!!! epic pwn. 10/5
Ronski - October 7, 2009, 8:10 pm
The Best. You win. 5/5
Woodywood03a - October 7, 2009, 6:17 pm
5/5, You my friend are a more then a genius. There is no words to say what I am thinking.
Zed - October 7, 2009, 3:22 pm
*twitch* *TWITCH* *TWITCH!!!!!*
rogueagent - October 7, 2009, 1:39 pm
You are a genius.
netGhost - October 7, 2009, 12:27 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA1!! FTW!!!
Reality Lord - October 7, 2009, 8:58 am

huge!
K - October 7, 2009, 7:40 am
Epic Win!


Pimp Hand -


TAGS: hand
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by john

Airman - April 26, 2011, 7:17 pm
it is impossible to make one that everyone likes. Make one that you like.. that's the most important part of it.
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:13 pm
okay....!! Plus, some of them are so perfect, I feel a lot of pressure! xx
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:12 pm
Plus, some of them
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:11 pm
Oh well, if I think of something, maybe! I don't want to make some "just to make some" I want to like it! (especially since it's gonna stick to me, might as well be able to stand for it!) and I know people might not like it as much as me neither! xx
rerun - April 26, 2011, 6:58 pm

some of the greates posters on this site are from people "working out" the personal stresses in their lives. Makingh a poster can be a great outlet.
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
I might at some point, but right now I'm going through the roughest of patches, and can't even focus to do that... Checking them out is relaxing but its as much as I can afford, mentally... But I'm sure I'll get to it at some point in time!! xx
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:42 pm
What's that about?? Is it required to make some to be allowed to enjoy others? I'm very sorry if I don't like all that's there... but you should get used to it, it happens a lot in life! xx
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 6:50 pm
I would like to see some posters djinnyf... your postive comments towards women are great... give it a try for a poster.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2011, 6:45 pm
Isn't it about time you stop criticizing everyone else's posters & put out a few of your own? 89 comments, ZERO posters.
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 6:40 pm
Basically, she's getting paid to do a job... acting.
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 6:07 pm
And if I happen to see older posts, it's because my google page's got the motifake thingy and I get to have a random one all the time, instead of having to go through the same ones all the time... xx
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 6:06 pm
It shows a lot more about the people putting it up and enjoying such things... Sorry, I don't find degrading women very funny... And I find this (and liking this) more degrading than most overly sexy girls...) xx
Airman - April 25, 2011, 1:19 pm
*on mulitiple sites* if you want Politically Correct, I am sure The View has a web site
Airman - April 25, 2011, 1:18 pm
why are we commenting on posters from 2007? and this is Glenn Ford slapping Erin Grey in a 1978 made for TV movie "Evening in Byzantium". It's make believe!!! this poster is no multiple sites and has been for some time.
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 11:31 am
This is huhhhhhh... can't believe it's up. xx
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 3:04 am
It's stupid.
snow - August 29, 2008, 3:08 am
He looks very satified.... no homo!
Profet - January 13, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is a classic example of a man wit the gift of "pimpin". I love it. It is motivating!


JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press buttons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling cocky...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have


WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct tape
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by rossisen

Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct tape as the handyman's secret weapon.


INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.




THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris




PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
Pedo Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your naked lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is Gay....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking gay.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?




CHAIN GANGS - What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate




ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot?


TAGS: is obesity a handicap
Rating: 3.93/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:27 pm
A 5L idea only problem is the fat people would keep knocking over the disabled people in wheelchairs and seniors with walkers that are already parked way out there :)
JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:00 pm
5/5 easy! LOL
Neener - October 15, 2010, 11:53 am
totally amsome!
faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
yes. there should be fat placards and the spots should be down the road and around the corner. make them work for it
thatonechick - September 28, 2009, 9:09 am
All the time! :D
Capt. Correction - September 28, 2009, 3:06 am
There is another person in the car - and there is a small possibility that person could be handicapped. (did you hear the bottom of the barrel being scraped) I still luaghed so hard I pooed a little. 5/5 Well played sir. As you were...
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:17 pm
5/5 =D I was rather fat then I decided to join the air force =D
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
5/5
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
Fools! The friction between their thighs could cause a massive fire. Spontaneous combustion? I think not...that doesn't start in the sweatpants.
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
love the poster airman
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
that comment was perfect!
DrEvo82 - September 25, 2009, 10:31 am
I see those lazy f.u.c.k.e.r.s. all the time in Wal-mart. They ride around in those carts that are supposed to be for crippled people. Then they stand up and grap a bag of cholcolate, sit back down on their fat lazy a.s.s.e.s. and ride over to the cookies
Smokey - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
She's handmicaked.


I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...




LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




SORRY TIMMY. - Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.


TAGS: signs retarded handicapped
Rating: 4.39/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2011, 4:09 pm
I'd say that both of those things (and many others) fall under the "stupidity" umbrella
falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:46 pm
Neither is impatience or laziness.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:03 am

lol


Quality -


TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct tape
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs


HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !


TAGS: cat kitten fur hand animals
Rating: 4.14/5

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mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:48 pm
now I've had enough with this kitty abuse, and your luck isn't that I have principles, but that I'm not a mod...lol


RAISE YOUR HAND - If you're an asshole.


TAGS: osama bin laden is a terrorist asshole hand
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
Instafive


LOOK MA - No Hands


TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very fucked up yet so very hilarious


WHAT IS IT -


TAGS: nature trees handy
Rating: 4.7/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:15 am
Celebrate Life!
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:16 am
LOL!
steph1 - April 5, 2011, 2:32 pm
what is it? i'd say it is alcoholism


FELT NOT MEASURED -


TAGS: elderly calendar respect handshake
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:10 pm

nice
GySgt1811 - September 20, 2011, 12:11 pm
TNX, Green!
Budog - September 20, 2011, 5:56 am
5 L Semper Fi Sir
rerun - September 19, 2011, 10:01 pm

this is fantastic


superhero mom -


TAGS: mask boots handcuffs
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 5, 2016, 9:53 am
LMAO!! Outstanding! ^^^^^Up


MAYBE? - Maybe?


TAGS: hand sanitizer
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 8:18 pm
great one


SIMPLICITY -




GLOCK -


TAGS: glock safety handgun crazy silly
Rating: 3.19/5

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MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 8:56 pm
LOL! Pretty much :)
TheScottsMan - April 3, 2012, 8:47 pm
Well, I guess I know why "Tool" is in your screen name.
MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
Yeah, because the little trigger safety thingy would REALLY keep someone from pulling the trigger! geez!


VADER - He's been using the force !


TAGS: darth vader luke skywalker using the force hand
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by MustyK

agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:26 pm
That can't be!!!! MustyK makes original pieces of work!!!
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 9:22 pm
It's in the hall of fame already.


SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




HANDJOB - Feeling lucky, punk ?


TAGS: hand fat ugly girl bed
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by suzieq

thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:47 pm
let's not get drunk either.
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:01 pm
please be nice and appropriate :) you don't have to reply or anything, just need to let people know.
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:43 am
I'll drink to that:)
Hawamleh - January 30, 2012, 5:53 am
I got drunk once... then I just kept drinking cause I didn't wanna deal with what i did. Alcoholism is fun, right guys... right ? haha..
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:01 pm
STOP VOTING ! THIS IS NOT FUNNY !
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 4:17 pm
At the risk of - screw that: my synopsis is that your dog knows more than it lets on. . . perhaps your dog. . . nevermind. . . let's change subject before this topic gets dogged. . . ;)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 2:34 pm
also my b*tt hurts and the dog keeps blinking at me. must have been some weird night...
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 1:27 pm
I swear I was in a drunken stupor last night when this one came out, because I have no recollection of it whatsoever. Plus it has obviously been approved by a mod with mean intentions and a hidden agenda. well KILL IT ! KILL IT NOW BEFORE IT ATTACKS YOU !
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 10:27 am
At the risk of sounding slightly harsh. . . but is that really a female human? I'm seriously doubting it's gender too . . .
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 11:50 pm
Kill it with fire...


HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.




GHANDI - Does not approve of this Bullshit


TAGS: ghandi funny bullshit
Rating: 2.41/5

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Johnny - October 21, 2008, 11:24 pm
But his passive aggressive stance will let it happen.


WISDOM IS DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE -


TAGS: wisdom teeth hand growth rerun
Rating: 4.39/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:59 pm
Rumor has it, G.W. Bush was born without wisdom teeth. Explains why his never came in.
Krissie - January 2, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 l's from me, LOVED it. kinda made me cringe-4 wisdom teeth pulled. That doesn't include 3 molars I had pulled last year :P
Sean - January 1, 2011, 1:27 pm
Nothing wrong with that, rerun. You done good. On a similar tack: "Oh great, the wisest thing about me and there's no room for it in my head -- not even in my big mouth."
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:45 pm

I have tried, in vain to find a motivating quote for this pic, however I always seem to end up back here.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 12:32 pm

lolz


TALK TO THE HAND - 'Cause The Ears Ain't Listenin'


TAGS: walking dead hand
Rating: 3/5

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GFNeves - November 20, 2010, 2:09 pm
Hilarious
crankyhead - November 20, 2010, 1:52 pm
possibly the best show on television
spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:33 pm
High five, down low, too slow.


A BIRD IN THE HAND - Is worth two in the bush. Unless you have Epilepsy.


TAGS: bird hand epilepsy sayings
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
lol...this is a good one


HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am
Fanta5tic!!!


SATISFIED -


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time


EYE CONTACT -


TAGS: culos lending a hand
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by culos

Verdeckt - March 1, 2011, 5:01 pm
Christina Hendricks.... Mad Men... fan-fapping-tastic
wonkycactus - March 1, 2011, 3:24 pm
who is she?
hootizz - February 26, 2011, 9:27 pm
Ah yup.., I failed...., but I have to say the old 'spill over' cleavage is rather epic..., that will teach her for buying a dress 1 size to small, hang on, I think she might have done it on purpose...


BITCH, -


TAGS: pimp hand is strong with this one
Rating: 4.32/5

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poy - June 4, 2010, 3:14 pm
the empire lost the war the next day of this invasion


CREATION -


TAGS: god handicap existance universe hammy
Rating: 4.32/5

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Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:14 pm
It's just that you and haar, truely motivate me to de-motivate, and a compliment from one of you is truly valued on my part.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 5:53 pm
It's a helluva poster. And the word is "dishonored". Yer welcome.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 4:33 pm
I am honored you even looked at my poster sean.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 1:27 pm
The ontological argument with a twist. Beautiful. 'Tis a lesser God who needs to be.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 8:49 am
thanks ed, and a bad one at that aggy
Ed-Hyde - November 29, 2010, 6:49 am
Awesome, beautiful image to go with it. 5L
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
... a mod?
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 6:03 pm
That would help, had I wanted things to make sense, but what's the fun in that. and I always did like pointy ears..
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:58 pm
Good lord! we have a half Vulcan / half Arab here. Great logical argument. Before the Timmies descend, just consider God as whatever you worship and it will make more sense.


GLOVE PUPPETS - So much fun when your hands are cold




ABOVE -


TAGS: driving drivers handbook joke not seriously
Rating: 4.4/5

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:33 am
I heard it's a prerequisite reading for becoming a Boston cab-driver, along with watching the chase scene in "The French Connection".
Bolverk3778 - March 6, 2014, 4:22 am
Must be part of the UK Police College curriculum. For most of the new officers seem to have forgotten what turn indicators are for!!


KNOW WHAT YOU WANT -


TAGS: feed hand
Rating: 4.29/5

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GaryO - July 23, 2012, 3:14 pm
5 gory lions to the poster (one hand clapping), and 5 laughs to PV’s comment
pickleviper - July 23, 2012, 10:16 am
That is absolutely horrendous; he should be wearing a bib.


PUZZLING QUESTION - ARE TWO BIRDS IN THE HAND WORTH FOUR IN THE BUSH ?


TAGS: two birds in the hand
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sean - September 16, 2011, 3:24 pm
Those guys are adorable. I'm gonna say 6 ... if they're ugly.
Jerk - September 16, 2011, 11:57 am
It depends on who's Bush


Ronald McDonald -




A LOVE TO LAST FOR WHOLE ETERNITY - Near Her The Only Place You Feel Safe




HANDGUNS -




Slippery -


TAGS: handle hold squeeze bend over
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greeny

MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:40 pm
Oops my bad!!! Uh, another time 'cern. All the 5's to Greent.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:37 pm
Snap! 5'd it 'cern.
concern3 - January 22, 2015, 8:49 am
5er excellent
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:37 am
depth, mystery, riotous humor...yup, the melon


ALTERNATIVES -


TAGS: love porn time hands
Rating: 4.58/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:31 am
Silly men... You're all pretty much the same, and I mean ALL the same. Bahaaaaaaa.
Verdeckt - June 26, 2011, 1:55 am
nice symmetry, given he used a fleshlight and hand cleaners... So I heard >.>
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2011, 11:32 pm
Hell, If I lived with that guy I'd buy a blacklight and some industrial cleaners........
rerun - June 25, 2011, 10:27 pm

wow tellitlikeitis, you revealing a secret about mr. tellitlikeitis?
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:03 pm
Thank goodness for tissues and/or paper towels... the quicker picker upper. Great poster!


WAL-MART ... ALWAYS THE LOW-PRICE LEADER - Wal-Mart ... destroying America one small business at a time.




WHAT WE HAVE HERE -


TAGS: cool hand luke
Rating: 3.33/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:09 pm
LMAO bOB
bOB cHIN - August 28, 2009, 3:06 pm
Classical, like fine wine gets better with age. Think I'm a gonna go get some pickled eggs and a Moosehead
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 2:57 pm
thanks Lex
Lex - August 28, 2009, 2:54 pm
5 Cool Hand Poodles to you sir.


Investigations -


TAGS: investigation dog hand clue
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Ashson - February 26, 2014, 5:26 pm
At times, you need to be able to award 5L for a comment.
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 4:34 pm

"No, sir, we don't. But your dog's here to give us a hand." 5LLLLL (and yes, I would have totally said that).


WHAT DO YOU THINK - I don't know, but you can quit looking at your fingers now ...


TAGS: fingers gay straight hands look
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:42 pm
Shweeeet!!
Budog - October 13, 2011, 5:10 pm
Bahhhhhhhh
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:57 pm
I think we both know I had to exert a great deal of restraint in foregoing a bestiality reference.
Budog - October 13, 2011, 4:51 pm
Ooooouchhhh...
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:49 pm
You're E.T.
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 2:09 pm
So what's it mean if my index finger is longer than my ring finger?
falloutghoul - September 6, 2011, 8:38 am
Trust me, I did too; Macho-Man.
nicolbolas09 - September 5, 2011, 6:13 pm
Is it bad that I looked?
Budog - September 4, 2011, 7:59 am
Like the Village People song?
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:27 am
lol...dude, now I feel more like a macho man... 5L
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:45 am
And yet you type with a lisp. :/
Budog - September 4, 2011, 1:44 am
Hey, we don't judge here... It's okay. j/k
CloudchaserS - September 4, 2011, 12:53 am
My ring and index fingers are the same length on both hands. I've never felt any physical desire for other males.


X-Men -




NIGHTMARES -


TAGS: nightmares dreams hand urn beware
Rating: 3.67/5

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Believer - December 5, 2012, 12:06 am
Wow, amazing. The image is really good.


GLOVES - Now With Color-Coded Directions


TAGS: hand y equipment
Rating: 3.36/5

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MrBlack - March 7, 2010, 10:44 pm
But what if ye wanted te use The Rocker? Or The Spocker? Or (holy crap) The Show-Stopper?


GEORGE -


TAGS: handsome ugly sexy man rl
Rating: 4.36/5

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Reality Lord - July 25, 2010, 7:51 am

nah...it was all you. i just helped focus it.
tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2010, 6:14 am
Thanks for the positive feedback!
Cubbybear - July 24, 2010, 8:26 pm
5/5 funny perfection
tellitlikeitis - July 24, 2010, 7:08 pm
Thanks for that! Being a newbie, I had some help from RL.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
Well captioned. 5L


HONESTY -


TAGS: women can t handle it chicken
Rating: 4.29/5

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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 8:00 pm
That's not it at all .... She was looking for BACON !!!


IF..... - ...your happy and you know it.....


TAGS: clap your hands
Rating: 4.05/5

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forseti - August 13, 2012, 9:09 am
the spelling error ruins a sure 5 lion voting... :/
Bumgrubs - May 21, 2012, 12:06 am
I do like to push the "PC" boundaries lol.
RonE - May 4, 2012, 12:42 pm
Considering I am missing most of my right hand and a good part of my right forearm... I laughed my a$$ off at this.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 7:05 am
Oh well, it's still funny as hell (which is appropriate).
holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice... made me laugh... good one
Swampfox - May 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
That's not right. Though it's probably a little insensitive of me to mention it.


IT HAS TO BE THIS BIG -




PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE DECADE -


TAGS: you tell m hef but on the other hand
Rating: 2.6/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:14 pm
On the other hand... Hef has lived beyond publicity immortality. Just sayin'...


SHELLFISH -




When Good Faps Go Horribly Wrong -




FEAR -




PICKING UP THE PACE -


TAGS: tunnel stairsteps hand rail
Rating: 4.71/5

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Feasibly - December 30, 2011, 7:13 am
Thx RL...the image is my current wallpaper.
Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:33 pm

this...is great feas.


RESPECT THE ELDERS -




CHINA - Making the best toys since...well...ever. Who needs a f#ckin' recall?




EXCUSE ME... -


TAGS: sure just dont kill me if my hand slips once or twice assignment for january 1 power girl
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DavidEdwardMartin - March 15, 2012, 10:08 pm
That's a nice Power Girl portrait. Who's the artist?
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 6:03 am
Nah, I'm busy. Fapping. 5Ls.


FAIL / LOL - it's all good here


TAGS: anto hand
Rating: 2.52/5

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QCSabotage - May 26, 2009, 8:17 am
If you could see my face you would know that Im all like 'UGH!"


OOOOOHHHH - Men around the world just shifted in their seats


TAGS: handball not nice seat a
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - July 19, 2011, 8:11 am
Well i did actually know that they have something for that area, but i know for a fact that it would still hurt like hell
GIANNIS511 - July 19, 2011, 7:57 am
Only the ones that do not know the game. Goalkeepers have something to protect the "area".


HANDICAPS - Being put down by the man since... Pretty much forever


TAGS: handicap sign
Rating: 4.44/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:19 pm
Nice find.


LIFE -




PIMP HAND -


TAGS: pimp hand sound
Rating: 3.85/5

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rnbw00 - June 14, 2011, 5:39 pm
Loved this movie, and can't wait for the DVD in 2 weeks.


ANIME - Honey, I don't care how turned on that damn Japanese cartoon made YOU... GET THAT THING OFF ME NOW!


TAGS: november challenge but honey now i have 10 hands to explore you with
Rating: 3.82/5

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shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 8:00 pm
the japanese doing the things we wouldnt dream of doing


MIME GUN - Silent but DEADLY!


TAGS: gun hand mime imaginaryno gun
Rating: 3.56/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 4, 2011, 9:36 pm
I didn't notice that, it looks like a skin fold jus perfectly shot to make it look like it's sticking out.
Greeny - April 4, 2011, 9:23 pm
What the heck is that pointy thing between the ejection port & the safety notch - an ear plug?


A LOVING WIFE - Will always hold your hand




EVOLUTION - Some catch on later




Macho Man -




GRAVITY -


TAGS: disabled handicap dreams aspiration reality
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:07 pm
Just saw this one for the first time. Amazing.
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:58 pm
Incredible.
forseti - November 8, 2010, 1:14 pm
so sad!


happy hands are -


TAGS: hand
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - September 11, 2013, 9:09 am
I agree, GaryO. I agree!!
GaryO - September 11, 2013, 8:33 am
Hah! likin' this'n


DOWN GOES FRAZIER -


TAGS: jack handy quote
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 10:15 pm

And it remains my favorite sport. But geez, I wish someone truly great would come along.


UFC Women's Champion Rhonda Rousey -


TAGS: ufc rhonda rousey hands deadly
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

CaptMickeyd - May 16, 2013, 11:16 am
So, even though she's a world champion fighter, all you can do is sexualize her?


HEAVEN -




HANDFISH - The irony of this species is that, one day, it will evolve to completely deny and refute evolution.


TAGS: handfish natural selection darwin evolution
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

matt28 - August 31, 2010, 10:13 pm
Good job. I give it 5 therapsids!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
Isn't this a Pokemon?


NO SHIRT - no pants no problem


TAGS: very handy
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Airman

hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:27 am
And they're Newports to boot!
jameswnash - October 7, 2010, 9:22 pm
MOOBS? Why Airman why?


EVANGELIST -


TAGS: more annoying than panhandlers
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by sickartist

stormXIII - July 19, 2011, 8:54 pm
a few words for a great truth
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:50 am
ROFLMAOPMPAC!! 5L indeed!


HANDICAP PARKING - A perk you really don't want




WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.


TAGS: wheelchair shopping women dumb handicapped
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by suzieq

KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
why don't they just put the tired girl in the chair instead of that bag ?


EDUCATION -


TAGS: education woman man slap backhand
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Savannah

sinuhe - May 7, 2011, 10:33 am
This one actually made me laugh.


STEADY HANDS -


TAGS: idling hands do the devils work
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean. - May 8, 2009, 1:37 pm
Had that been the prom instead, I wouldn't be a widower now. Tootles.
Mooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2009, 2:28 am
Takes dedication to post a pic of your own wedding night.....Just jerking your chain 5 lions


HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!


TAGS: jesus surgeon operation surgery did he even wash his hands
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
"Mask!!!" ... get it? Colonel Potter ....


VALENTINES DAY SHOPPING - Enee, meenee, minee, moe...




JAZZ HANDS - feeling down? have a rave! (with this guy!)




BOWLING LEAGUES -




SCARED HANDS -




HAND THAT FEEDS - You can't very well eat it all at once. But it looks like she's having a go..


TAGS: hand bites
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 4:37 pm
I did. With my truck.
Cali - January 26, 2009, 4:33 pm
It looks like she only has 4 fingers. And you know you would hit it.
Scorpio7 - January 26, 2009, 2:49 pm
I think I would decline her offer to give me "head."


TALK TO THE HAND - A GOOD MUSH GOES A LONG WAY




CELL PHONE - I assure you--it's not a tumor!


TAGS: hands free cell phone radiation cancer tumor
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

Archivis - January 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
Ghetto Bluetooth... nice


MEGAMIND, EVIL OVERLORD - At the end, "No, you can't" won "Yes, we can"




ABRAHAM GATLING HANDS - "4 score and 7 years ago, I took up lead farming on your redneck ass..."




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